Monday, July 28, 2014

SPAM 101: How to Deal with Spammers

There are just too many spammers out there. Sadly, some are too gullible to know the difference between a friend and a fiend. Unlike others though who just delete the messages, I turn things around. I actually love getting spam messages. And the series of messages below will explain why.

But before that, let me give you some tips on how to make the most out of your spammer experience:

Tip #1: Give your spammer a name. While you're at it, think of a tone. Are you a sibling, a lover, a friend?
Tip#2: Make the spammer feel that you are updated with what’s happening to him/her. Make the situation as funny as possible.
 Tip #3: Throw in a few characters. Make the person feel that he/she is part of the la familia.
 Tip#4: Add drama.
Tip#5: Wait for your next victim. 

-Gluttonshopper a.k.a. the girl who should never be bored

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